Tuesday, July 12, 2011

House of Rejects

My novel is finally out in electronic form. House of Rejects is available on Amazon (Kindle), Barnes and Noble (epub--Nook), Smashwords (Kindle, Nook, Sony, PDF, and a bunch of other formats), and in a few months on iTunes and probably other places. I'm told the physical version will be out by August.



The novel takes place in the early 1990s during the first Bush recession. It's a coming of age story about a kid, Roger, who gets taken in by an eccentric family after he loses his parents.

Here's the back cover description:

Roger hates the third grade. Dealing with bullies, incompetent teachers, and tyrannical administrators is bad enough. Worse still--far worse--he loses his parents. All Roger wants is some stability and a place to call home. He gets his wish when his best friend Tommy's family takes him in. His relief is temporary, however, as the family has problems of its own.

Chaos reigns. Led by an angry Pomeranian and by a former professor obsessed with conspiracy theories and shopping, the family is always in trouble. Repo men lurk around every corner. Notices from the government clog the mailbox and court summonses decorate the front door. There is never enough money for anything--except for the weekly, circuitous tour of the outer boroughs, a shopping spree, and a quick stop at a fancy restaurant. Now the family might lose its house with no place to go.

Determined to save their home, Roger and Tommy hatch a number of schemes. There's the candy selling scheme, the organic lemonade stand, and the bank robbery. Will they succeed?

I haven't read the book myself, but I'm told it's good. If you think you've encountered any misspellings, grammatical errors, or similar things, you are wrong. That's not what they are. They are improvements upon the English language.

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